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Heather the Batshit Dumbfuck: Are You an Art Teacher?

Dear Mr. Peluski, I'm reaching out to you because I have been getting a lot of job leads as an art teacher, and I'm looking for another art teacher interested in taking on more clients. After checking out your website I think you are a great fit and I'd love to start sending you job leads. Please let me know about your skills and rates, and I'll start forwarding you... more

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Art Teacher Interview

Question: How does it feel to be teaching children the building blocks for the most unsuccessful and unnecessary career in the world? Answer: Great, asshole. Q: I’m only kidding. Seriously, though… so you’re teaching our kids to be losers? A: No. Q: What do you get when you cross a fat guy with a bunch of suburban art students? A: I don’t know… Is this a real interview? Q: Coffee... more

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