Tag Archives: Chris Haberman
Orin Starr, Citizens Ashamed of The Nest
When most people think of bars in Portland Oregon good times and good beer come to mind. Even The Nest, Alberta street’s hot-spot for local well dressed liberals such as Orin Starr has been known for it’s comfortable atmosphere, cheap beer, and loud music set against a backdrop of fine rotating artwork curated by local celebrity Chris Haberman. What happens, though, when a local hangout, once a meeting point for... more
tagged with bingo, cheap beer, Chris Haberman, free media, Oregon Art Beat, orin starr, portland, RACC, the nest, violence, weed, whiskey
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Portland City Art (.org) CONCEDES
In what will go down as one of the longest and ugliest battles the Art Scene has ever known, John Graeter of Portland City Art (.org) has made it official tonight: his non-profit group is throwing in the towel. Portland City Art (.com) is victorious. Before we get to the festivities (which have been going full force since late Saturday evening when Graeter placed a phone call to our offices... more
tagged with Andrea "Ray" Boyle, Chris Haberman, John Graeter
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Blockbuster Artist Trade Finalized! Elliott Sends Kraft to Haberman in Exchange for Sincere Compliment
The Portland art scene was rudely awakened from a Pabst Blue Ribbon induced slumber early this morning by a shocking development that has insiders scratching their heads in disbelief: Steve Elliott has traded Charlie Alan Kraft to Chris Haberman in exchange for one sincere compliment. The Bad News Bears are no more. Inspired by the recent Philadelphia Eagles trade of superstar quarterback Donovan McNabb to the Washington Redskins for a... more
tagged with Bad News Bears, Charlie Alan Kraft, Chris Haberman, Donovan McNabb trade, portland city art, slacks, Steve Elliott, unemployment
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Drama in the Office
Rumor has it drama is spreading across the portland art scene, spreading like a thick buttery substance that often gets spread over the mountainous ripples of my backside. If rumors are true then soon Portland could be witness to it’s own cosmic implosion of artistic butt cheese. Recently while heading up from the basement of well known art non profit group that has a strong hold on the scene I... more
tagged with Art Jeanyus, butts, candy, Chris Haberman, conspiracy, portland art, Portland City Art (.org), Sam Adams, Tan Peluski, twinkies, underwear
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First Thursday is Fuckin’ RAD
Art Jeanyus here, back from a world-wide expedition to bring you the latest (and not so latest) news on what’s happening out there in the past, present, and by way of my telepathic powers, the future. I’ve been on what you would call a hiatus ( sorry, I mean gone from work ) and I’ve missed a lot of important things that have been going on in this fine city.... more
tagged with alberta street art fair, cathie joy young, Chris Haberman, freedom, freedom of press, galleries, Portland City Art (.org), Sam Adams, street fairs, telepathy, visual painting
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The Gruesome Artwork of Cathie Joy Young!
Man About Town, Tan Peluskie here. Seriously sobriety is hurtign me more and more each day. My liver screams into my gentiles and then I was taken from my paint with a moderate sigh of relief. Not relief from pain though as I immediately came across some images that not only caused me pain, oh seriously and they were not of my ex wife but one does look like one... more
tagged with alberta arts, cathie joy young, Charlie Alan Kraft, Chris Haberman, guardino gallery, little red ponies, my little pony, NE alberta, News, painting, portland, portland art scene, portland artists, Portland City Art (.org), Tan Peluski
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The Illicit Fart of Murals – Exploring Matt Stangel’s Prettiest Underwear
Seriously, Tan here to talk about my liver, no really my liver and how it felt after I drank myself silly just to finish Matt Stangel’s article on the prettiest walls in Portland. prettiest walls? Matt the prettiest walls in Portland are in your bedroom painted with our love. Oh seriously. After that poor first paragraph where you regurgitated very little actually information about the Portland/Clear channel law suit It... more
tagged with art shows, Chris Haberman, fat guy jokes, Last Thursday, Launchpad Gallery, Love Show, Oregon Art Beat, Portland Mercury, RACC, Sam Adams, weed
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Ben Pink NO LONGER OWES ME MONEY, part 1
In what can only be described as a STUNNING COINCIDENCE, Ben Pink no longer owes me money. Shortly after I ran the original article Ben Pink OWES ME MONEY, the man himself got in touch with me. “I will be at the gallery Thursday, and will have a check for you then.” Give it a minute to sink in… Ben Pink… the same guy I told you was harder to... more
tagged with Ben Pink, Chris Haberman, kitten fights, Launchpad Gallery, magic, Mountain Dew
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People Will Talk @ Launchpad Gallery
Hey honeys! Oh sweethearts, hold on, sorry for the miscommunication. I wasn’t talking funny not cause I don’t like you… I was just rubbing my balls and I had good hard… well, you know in my mouth…. Lol! Only some of you will get that, sweeties, but hey! In between the time it takes me to bend over some of those well known city officals and your next door neighbors... more
tagged with Chris Haberman, Launchpad Gallery, Mark Wickum, prostitution
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