found 17 articles by Tan Peluski...
Tan the Man’s Biggest Fan Speaks!
Dear Tan, You may know me because I am one of your biggest fans and I am always writing you letters. Not sure why you have never responded or put one of my letters in a column but that’s o.k. I still think you’re the man. Well it’s me Josh again from Ohio and I have another problem I was hoping I could get your advice on. See there is... more
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The Mystery of the Dirty Underwear!
Oh seriously! Dirty Underwear! I love dirty Underwear! What about dirty Underwood. Oh really now, no not the country singer but the country singee in my pants.. Really now. I was taking my eveing bath. Oh for real now evening bath…Can I laugh out loud! LOL! There we go, seriously I was scrubbing last nights excriment from my underside when I noticed a pair of dirty underwear on my bathroom... more
tagged with chocolate, comedy, dirty underwear, god, news in portland oregon, painting, portland art, Portland City Art (.org), Portland Mercury, portland oregon, whiskey
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The Peluski Position: Ex-Wives
Seriously now! This is “OH MY LIVER!” My ex wife just called… Taffy Fawn… Seriously I just started writing this and she called….. Taffy, really I don’t mean to blow the whole Jesus rescued me thing….. Seriously I had to tell her…. She was angry and that’s an understatement I mean she did marry me… After so requesting an immediate divorce…. We have to talk Taffy… I know it’s been... more
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The Peluski Position: Polyamory Dating
Oh seriously another Peluski position! This is as awesome as my ex wife actualy removing here dentures before giving me a blow job, oh seriously she’s never doen that but an old man can dream and seriously I have. We all Tan here ” Man About Town has been around town and I can’t walk well so let’s put the daisies aside cause this isn’t going to be a Johnny... more
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The Gruesome Artwork of Cathie Joy Young!
Man About Town, Tan Peluskie here. Seriously sobriety is hurtign me more and more each day. My liver screams into my gentiles and then I was taken from my paint with a moderate sigh of relief. Not relief from pain though as I immediately came across some images that not only caused me pain, oh seriously and they were not of my ex wife but one does look like one... more
tagged with alberta arts, cathie joy young, Charlie Alan Kraft, Chris Haberman, guardino gallery, little red ponies, my little pony, NE alberta, News, painting, portland, portland art scene, portland artists, Portland City Art (.org), Tan Peluski
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Sobering Thoughts
Wow, folks. The Man About Town got hit hard this morning. Got a phone call from the doctor. Seems old Tanus Peluski here is exactly one shot of whiskey short of a brain hemorrhage. “The next drop will kill you instantly,” is the way he put it. Now, I don’t know about you guys, but whiskey is the blood of Christ in my book. I don’t even have a book.... more
tagged with blood of Christ, city of Portland, doctor visits, ex-wives, finger in the ass, health care, Kinko's, Old Crow, rectal exam, Sam Adams, Tan Peluski for Mayor of Portland, the Tomorrow Man, Vote for Tan, whiskey
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Fieden and that Fennedy guy that retired……
Fieden & Fennedy!!!! Oh seriously I’m having a pancretic reaction………. Someone call a nurse!!! Really now Andy Warhol died a long time ago right? Seriously so did Steve Rubell…. Right? No They live on in Dan wieden’s dreams with Califunya!!!! Wow! It should’ve been named Califuckya! I would watch it then!!!!!!! Really I would…. It’d be nice! A great american romaniticism about fucking in the 21st century…. Hey my ex... more
tagged with advertising, gay, graphic design, homoerotic, Sam Adams, Wieden and kennedy, Wieden and kennedy in portland oregon
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MY THANKSGIVING PAINTING!
Folks! Ladies! Soon to be Ex-Wives!!! Oh! Seriously now I AM SO EXCITED! Not only because I am half way into a liter of vodka but because I have been working very hard on my new painting for the holidays…. Seriously from the most recent article here on the website you know I was recently attacked by cops. The incident along with earphones fro mthe porn shop melting to my... more
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The Peluski Position: John Graeter’s Artwork
Seriously, awesome! When I had was drinking I realized all those little line you John paints over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and... more
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