Tag Archives: Charlie Alan Kraft

Blockbuster Artist Trade Finalized! Elliott Sends Kraft to Haberman in Exchange for Sincere Compliment

The Portland art scene was rudely awakened from a Pabst Blue Ribbon induced slumber early this morning by a shocking development that has insiders scratching their heads in disbelief: Steve Elliott has traded Charlie Alan Kraft to Chris Haberman in exchange for one sincere compliment. The Bad News Bears are no more. Inspired by the recent Philadelphia Eagles trade of superstar quarterback Donovan McNabb to the Washington Redskins for a... more

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The Gruesome Artwork of Cathie Joy Young!

Man About Town, Tan Peluskie here. Seriously sobriety is hurtign me more and more each day. My liver screams into my gentiles and then I was taken from my paint with a moderate sigh of relief. Not relief from pain though as I  immediately came across some images that not only caused me pain, oh seriously and they were not of my ex wife but one does look like one... more

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All-Time Favorite Foods

Dudes, I am seriously huge. Check out them titties. You know you like them. Glowing orbs of hot man flabber. Don’t stand too close, unless you want to have an orgasm. Shit, crowds of people part like the Red Sea when I pass. I am a fucking stallion when it comes to eating stuff. Shit, a Big Gulp is like a Baby Splash for me. My urine tastes like Cheetos.... more

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Steve, Take That Fucking Photo off This Site!

Dude that whole article was a real fucking asshole thing to do. I work with kids at school on murals and they can at anytime google my name and find that photo. Your a fuckin dick and you need to take it off. I will, I will punch you in the fuckin face if i see you…. Asshole.... more

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Stop Clogging Me, Charlie Alan Kraft

So here I was, minding my own business the other day, when this fat piece of shit Charlie Alan Kraft starts waddling towards me backwards with his pants around his cankles. I fuckin’ started losing it, man, cause see, I live in his apartment, and in the land of Kraft two things are accepted as fact. Chicks are all lesbians, and when Charlie takes a shit it’s like somebody just... more

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Wow Steve you’ve really done a great job! Not!

I didn’t have a picture of myself to post on this shit pocket of a website so I found one in your media library that I think was funny but also represented how tiny of a person you are. The best part about it though is the picture is of a tiny person with a gun that I picture aiming at your nut sack and almost ready to fire. [robot:... more

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Knife Clown, Ice Pussy

Charles: Hey, everybody! Munson: Here, here! Charles: Yeah, over here! We won’t bite! Munson: I do exclaim! Charles: We just got back from… ART COUNTRY! Munson: Charles, you’re not going to tell them about the… Charles: Oh yes I am! Munson: No, you can’t tell them about the… Charles: Oh yes I can! Munson: I need to sit down! Charles: OK, Portland, are you ready for Adventures in Art Country™... more

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