Tag Archives: Sam Adams
Around the Mayor’s Waist in Sixty Seconds
Good evening, Portland! Salvia Darling here, coming to you live from the side of the Willamette River. I would tell you which side, but as heartache starts to become a widespread epidemic amongst my young, female anchor-groupies, I have set my cloaking device to engage. This just in! the Mayor could stand to lose some weight! The Mayor was spotted recently at a Jenny Craig seminar, and was thought to... more
tagged with Caligula, class system, Corey Haim, fame, hip-meat, homeless people, Jenny Craig, Portland Police shootings, Sam Adams, story problems featuring condoms
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Drama in the Office
Rumor has it drama is spreading across the portland art scene, spreading like a thick buttery substance that often gets spread over the mountainous ripples of my backside. If rumors are true then soon Portland could be witness to it’s own cosmic implosion of artistic butt cheese. Recently while heading up from the basement of well known art non profit group that has a strong hold on the scene I... more
tagged with Art Jeanyus, butts, candy, Chris Haberman, conspiracy, portland art, Portland City Art (.org), Sam Adams, Tan Peluski, twinkies, underwear
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First Thursday is Fuckin’ RAD
Art Jeanyus here, back from a world-wide expedition to bring you the latest (and not so latest) news on what’s happening out there in the past, present, and by way of my telepathic powers, the future. I’ve been on what you would call a hiatus ( sorry, I mean gone from work ) and I’ve missed a lot of important things that have been going on in this fine city.... more
tagged with alberta street art fair, cathie joy young, Chris Haberman, freedom, freedom of press, galleries, Portland City Art (.org), Sam Adams, street fairs, telepathy, visual painting
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Things That are Hard
THIS JUST IN! Being an artist is hard. I’m talking to you guys out there, you “Art [censored by Salvia]” that are always carrying on about how things are not [censored by Salvia] or [censored by Salvia]. You are right, but if you think [censored by Salvia] as an artist is hard, check out the next incoming bulletin. THIS JUST IN! Life is hard. So yes, you are special because... more
tagged with free media, Juicy Fruit Gum, life is hard, moustaches, portland, Salvia's cool hair, Sam Adams, Tan Peluski, Tan Peluski for Mayor of Portland, Vote for Tan
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Sobering Thoughts
Wow, folks. The Man About Town got hit hard this morning. Got a phone call from the doctor. Seems old Tanus Peluski here is exactly one shot of whiskey short of a brain hemorrhage. “The next drop will kill you instantly,” is the way he put it. Now, I don’t know about you guys, but whiskey is the blood of Christ in my book. I don’t even have a book.... more
tagged with blood of Christ, city of Portland, doctor visits, ex-wives, finger in the ass, health care, Kinko's, Old Crow, rectal exam, Sam Adams, Tan Peluski for Mayor of Portland, the Tomorrow Man, Vote for Tan, whiskey
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Fieden and that Fennedy guy that retired……
Fieden & Fennedy!!!! Oh seriously I’m having a pancretic reaction………. Someone call a nurse!!! Really now Andy Warhol died a long time ago right? Seriously so did Steve Rubell…. Right? No They live on in Dan wieden’s dreams with Califunya!!!! Wow! It should’ve been named Califuckya! I would watch it then!!!!!!! Really I would…. It’d be nice! A great american romaniticism about fucking in the 21st century…. Hey my ex... more
tagged with advertising, gay, graphic design, homoerotic, Sam Adams, Wieden and kennedy, Wieden and kennedy in portland oregon
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The Illicit Fart of Murals – Exploring Matt Stangel’s Prettiest Underwear
Seriously, Tan here to talk about my liver, no really my liver and how it felt after I drank myself silly just to finish Matt Stangel’s article on the prettiest walls in Portland. prettiest walls? Matt the prettiest walls in Portland are in your bedroom painted with our love. Oh seriously. After that poor first paragraph where you regurgitated very little actually information about the Portland/Clear channel law suit It... more
tagged with art shows, Chris Haberman, fat guy jokes, Last Thursday, Launchpad Gallery, Love Show, Oregon Art Beat, Portland Mercury, RACC, Sam Adams, weed
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John Wray is One Serious Mother Fucker
Hey folks! Man About Town here, and dear God my liver is killing me. Despite my doctor’s threats of violence if I leave my bed today, I am sitting here with none other than Portland’s own John Wray, an amazing artist and one of pinball’s true heros. This is one guy you don’t want to miss out on talking to, even when your piss is coming out purple and your... more
tagged with Crazy Flipper Fingers, ex-wife jokes, fat guy jokes, John Wray, liver problems, NRA, pinball, Poison, Sam Adams, ZZ Top
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Welcome: That Not Nice!
[robot: today after an advertisement for our fledgling little publication was posted on craigslist, some people took time out of their busy days to visit our website and posted their reactions back on craigslist. apparently they were unaware that they can say whatever they want here. anyhow, we sent our resident craigslist correspondent, Baby, out to investigate the matter further.] POST #1: Re: Portland Art Exposed “New online magazine created... more
tagged with Ben Pink, DK Row, Mel Katz, RACC, Sam Adams
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