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The Illicit Fart of Murals – Exploring Matt Stangel’s Prettiest Underwear
Seriously, Tan here to talk about my liver, no really my liver and how it felt after I drank myself silly just to finish Matt Stangel’s article on the prettiest walls in Portland. prettiest walls? Matt the prettiest walls in Portland are in your bedroom painted with our love. Oh seriously. After that poor first paragraph where you regurgitated very little actually information about the Portland/Clear channel law suit It... more
tagged with art shows, Chris Haberman, fat guy jokes, Last Thursday, Launchpad Gallery, Love Show, Oregon Art Beat, Portland Mercury, RACC, Sam Adams, weed
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The Peluski Position: Homosexuality
Seriously, poke me with a semi hard object in the you know what! Oh really now Homos are great! I love to play with my penis! Seriously I’m like a Homosexual. The only thing better then being Homosexual is being Bisexual, seriously you get some poking and you get to poke. Hey what do you get when you cross a fat guy with a queer? A fat chick! Oh really now... more
tagged with bisexuals, fat guy jokes, homosexuals
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John Wray is One Serious Mother Fucker
Hey folks! Man About Town here, and dear God my liver is killing me. Despite my doctor’s threats of violence if I leave my bed today, I am sitting here with none other than Portland’s own John Wray, an amazing artist and one of pinball’s true heros. This is one guy you don’t want to miss out on talking to, even when your piss is coming out purple and your... more
tagged with Crazy Flipper Fingers, ex-wife jokes, fat guy jokes, John Wray, liver problems, NRA, pinball, Poison, Sam Adams, ZZ Top
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Approximate @ galleryHOMELAND
Art: Pleasure to work with you, Tan. Your swollen red nose and beer stained shirt precede you. Our subject today is rather simpleton, we have been asked to critique a John Motley article from the Portland Mercury, a darling little publication worth its’ weight in soiled bedsheets. In it he praises the collaborative installation, Approximate, currently disturbing those unfortunate enough to find themselves scurrying the hallways of galleryHOMELAND. I believe... more
tagged with Damien Gilley, Ethan Rose, ex-wife jokes, fat guy jokes, galleryHOMELAND, John Motley, Motley Crue, Portland Mercury, special ed, TILT Export
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Art Teacher Interview
Question: How does it feel to be teaching children the building blocks for the most unsuccessful and unnecessary career in the world? Answer: Great, asshole. Q: I’m only kidding. Seriously, though… so you’re teaching our kids to be losers? A: No. Q: What do you get when you cross a fat guy with a bunch of suburban art students? A: I don’t know… Is this a real interview? Q: Coffee... more
tagged with art teacher, ex-wife jokes, fat guy jokes, female orgasm, Star Trek
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Introducing the Man About Town
Hi, I’m Tan Peluski. My friends call me Melanin. I’m only kidding, you can call me anything you want as long as you’re buying. Seriously though, folks, if I had a dime for every time I said something that wasn’t funny, I’d owe you five bucks. Seriously though, welcome to my column. Why don’t we get started? People are always asking me, “Man About Town, who is the most successful... more
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