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The only thing worse than a Nazi is a vegetarian.
Brothers and sisters of the ethical way, I know that we can all agree that meat-eaters, even the so-called ethical omnivore or localvore, are sadistic death mongers, deserving of hatred and ridicule. And while these people are certainly the Hitlers of our time, I actually want to write today about a group of people who are even worse than serial murderers who call themselves omnivores. I’m talking, of course, about... more
tagged with Cat Milk, Dog Butter, Nazis, vegans, Vegetarians
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C.O.C.K. G.A.G. Brings Portland Artists and Animal Rights Together
In the world of animal rights, no organization has done more for the plight of non-human animals than C.O.C.K. (Compassion Over Cruelty and Killing). As the world’s most perfect and pure vegan, I only support non-profit organizations whose message is for animal rights not animal welfare. If you don’t know the difference, then you’re probably the type of asshole who puts bacon on a veggie burger. The good people at... more
tagged with art, Chicken Choking, Cock, Cock Gag, Compassion Over Cruelty and Killing, Gag, Graeter Art Gallery, John Graeter
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The Hippie Jesus is TOTALLY GAY for the Dalai Lama
The other day while I was hanging out in my tree house on Hawthorne, I overheard some teenagers having a disgusting conversation. I believe these teenagers identified with what I’ve heard is called the “emo” subculture as they all had extremely feminine haircuts and tight pants. One teenage boy said to his friend, “If you had to go gay, who would you go gay with?” His friend refused to answer... more
tagged with Dalai Lama, gay, hummers, The World According to Vegan
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Babies: Give Vegan a Chance, No a REAL Chance.
It has come to the attention of I, the Hippie Jesus, that there is a disgruntled baby who regularly posts on this page and he has recently taken to making disparaging remarks about myself, veganism and vegan food. Although I will not engage in a written debate with a baby, this does bring to light a serious topic on which I have been meaning to expound: the filthy practice of... more
tagged with babies, breasts, cows, dairy, diarrhea, milk, rebuttal, spit, tree sits, Veganism
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The World According to Vegan
Everyday more and more people are tossing aside the shackles of cruelty and embracing the compassionate and ethical path of the vegan, but sadly, many of them are doing it for all the wrong reasons. Becoming a vegan isn’t about making a healthier lifestyle choice or about making a minuscule, but still completely relevant, impact on the environment. Becoming a vegan is nothing short of a religious experience. Once a... more
tagged with enlightenment, karma, Murder, purity, Skinny Bitch, tapeworms, trees, vegans
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