Tag Archives: Portland City Art (.org)
The Mystery of the Dirty Underwear!
Oh seriously! Dirty Underwear! I love dirty Underwear! What about dirty Underwood. Oh really now, no not the country singer but the country singee in my pants.. Really now. I was taking my eveing bath. Oh for real now evening bath…Can I laugh out loud! LOL! There we go, seriously I was scrubbing last nights excriment from my underside when I noticed a pair of dirty underwear on my bathroom... more
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Drama in the Office
Rumor has it drama is spreading across the portland art scene, spreading like a thick buttery substance that often gets spread over the mountainous ripples of my backside. If rumors are true then soon Portland could be witness to it’s own cosmic implosion of artistic butt cheese. Recently while heading up from the basement of well known art non profit group that has a strong hold on the scene I... more
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I Wear My Sunglasses All the Fuckin’ Time $1,000,000,000,000 Bankroll Sucka!
I wear my sunglasses whenever the fuck I want, know why? Cause I’m a big deal. There might be an avalanche at any second, and my eyes will not be blinded because of that. If something happened to my eyes, since I’m a big deal, there would be a big problem. I wouldn’t be able to see talent anymore. My eyes are experts at detecting talent and genius, and that’s... more
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Sword in Your Stone (sung to the tune of Nights in White Satin)
i’m gonna put my sword in your stone and it’s gonna make you moan all night long and come morning your statuesque body is gonna be used to my bone oh it’s gonna make you feel so goooood when i stick it in it’s gonna make you feel so gooooood oh make my body tumble with pleasure girl that’s so good the way you do that to me so gooooood... more
tagged with hors - deh - vors, jacuzzi of macuzzi, napkin dispenser as a euphamism for a pussy, Portland City Art (.org), statuesque body, sword in stone, wet sloppin'
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The Peluski Position: Ex-Wives
Seriously now! This is “OH MY LIVER!” My ex wife just called… Taffy Fawn… Seriously I just started writing this and she called….. Taffy, really I don’t mean to blow the whole Jesus rescued me thing….. Seriously I had to tell her…. She was angry and that’s an understatement I mean she did marry me… After so requesting an immediate divorce…. We have to talk Taffy… I know it’s been... more
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First Thursday is Fuckin’ RAD
Art Jeanyus here, back from a world-wide expedition to bring you the latest (and not so latest) news on what’s happening out there in the past, present, and by way of my telepathic powers, the future. I’ve been on what you would call a hiatus ( sorry, I mean gone from work ) and I’ve missed a lot of important things that have been going on in this fine city.... more
tagged with alberta street art fair, cathie joy young, Chris Haberman, freedom, freedom of press, galleries, Portland City Art (.org), Sam Adams, street fairs, telepathy, visual painting
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The Gruesome Artwork of Cathie Joy Young!
Man About Town, Tan Peluskie here. Seriously sobriety is hurtign me more and more each day. My liver screams into my gentiles and then I was taken from my paint with a moderate sigh of relief. Not relief from pain though as I immediately came across some images that not only caused me pain, oh seriously and they were not of my ex wife but one does look like one... more
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