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Orin Starr, Citizens Ashamed of The Nest
When most people think of bars in Portland Oregon good times and good beer come to mind. Even The Nest, Alberta street’s hot-spot for local well dressed liberals such as Orin Starr has been known for it’s comfortable atmosphere, cheap beer, and loud music set against a backdrop of fine rotating artwork curated by local celebrity Chris Haberman. What happens, though, when a local hangout, once a meeting point for... more
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The Mystery of the Dirty Underwear!
Oh seriously! Dirty Underwear! I love dirty Underwear! What about dirty Underwood. Oh really now, no not the country singer but the country singee in my pants.. Really now. I was taking my eveing bath. Oh for real now evening bath…Can I laugh out loud! LOL! There we go, seriously I was scrubbing last nights excriment from my underside when I noticed a pair of dirty underwear on my bathroom... more
tagged with chocolate, comedy, dirty underwear, god, news in portland oregon, painting, portland art, Portland City Art (.org), Portland Mercury, portland oregon, whiskey
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Tan Peluski is a Rat Bastard
There’s been a lot of talk lately about what a rat bastard my ex-husband, Tan Peluski, is. Well, I’m here to tell you that you don’t know the half of it. Tan Peluski is the type of guy who wouldn’t think twice about fingering your grandma when nobody’s looking. He’s the kind of asshole that takes you to Sizzler for steaks and when the food comes he plucks one of... more
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Sobering Thoughts
Wow, folks. The Man About Town got hit hard this morning. Got a phone call from the doctor. Seems old Tanus Peluski here is exactly one shot of whiskey short of a brain hemorrhage. “The next drop will kill you instantly,” is the way he put it. Now, I don’t know about you guys, but whiskey is the blood of Christ in my book. I don’t even have a book.... more
tagged with blood of Christ, city of Portland, doctor visits, ex-wives, finger in the ass, health care, Kinko's, Old Crow, rectal exam, Sam Adams, Tan Peluski for Mayor of Portland, the Tomorrow Man, Vote for Tan, whiskey
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