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The Mystery of the Dirty Underwear!

Oh seriously!  Dirty Underwear! I love dirty Underwear! What about dirty Underwood. Oh really now, no not the country singer but the country singee in my pants.. Really now. I was taking my eveing bath. Oh for real now evening bath…Can I laugh out loud! LOL! There we go, seriously I was scrubbing last nights excriment from my underside when I noticed a pair of dirty underwear on my bathroom... more

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Wow Steve you’ve really done a great job! Not!

I didn’t have a picture of myself to post on this shit pocket of a website so I found one in your media library that I think was funny but also represented how tiny of a person you are. The best part about it though is the picture is of a tiny person with a gun that I picture aiming at your nut sack and almost ready to fire. [robot:... more

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The Peluski Position: Abortion

Seriously now, abortion!, What’s that? I think I’m having one right now! Oh really now, can I choose not to take a dump? No! Really now! Can I? I want to abort my liver! Is that possible? It should be cause I am in no financial position to support it! Oh, seriously Abortion is good, kids are little and can’t wipe their own asses for years, like me now. Really... more

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