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Winner of our Junior Essay Contest
About a month ago, we tasked Portland area children with an after school assignment. Write a one page essay addressing a major misconception. Not one of them got the pun (as can be said for most of you as well) but our favorite was written by 9-year old “Kui Fucker”. Way to go, “Kui”, we think you have the makings of a future debate team member in high school. Enjoy... more
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I Wear My Sunglasses All the Fuckin’ Time $1,000,000,000,000 Bankroll Sucka!
I wear my sunglasses whenever the fuck I want, know why? Cause I’m a big deal. There might be an avalanche at any second, and my eyes will not be blinded because of that. If something happened to my eyes, since I’m a big deal, there would be a big problem. I wouldn’t be able to see talent anymore. My eyes are experts at detecting talent and genius, and that’s... more
tagged with $1000000000000, Anne John, Art Jeanyus, big deal, Bing, Jack Portland, Jenna Schneider, Jessica Belknap, Laura Russo Gallery, make-up artists, Microsoft stock, portland artists, Portland City Art (.org), skeeze, sunglasses, talent, Tom Repasky, wrestling
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