First Thursday is Fuckin’ RAD

Art Jeanyus here, back from a world-wide expedition to bring you the latest (and not so latest) news on what’s happening out there in the past, present, and by way of my telepathic powers, the future. I’ve been on what you would call a hiatus ( sorry, I mean gone from work ) and I’ve missed a lot of important things that have been going on in this fine city.

February 8th there is some meeting on Alberta street with the prettiest pedophile with a mayoral position speak to community residents about the Last Thursday fair on Alberta. I really hope everyone goes to this, but sharing your true deep feelings I fear will be washed over by your insecurity of rocking the boat so much you may lose that $75.00 income a month from selling your art here on Alberta street. I’m hoping though there will be a few that stand out at this meeting, people who try to make a point, push that “you can’t stop us” idea. Though I must say the waves any of us make will be swallowed by the fat overweight people in power that just want to pocket what they can from a culture ( umm.. that being you artists ) that already suffer from financial woes…. Oh well, there must plenty of beer and weed to help you forget about your failures after the meeting has passed, and I know ( telepathically ) if you have to pay to show on Alberta you’ll all scrounge together a few bucks to break even while people pass your art on the street and tell you things like:

  • Will you be here all night?
  • I just have to find a cash machine.
  • I love it but I just can’t afford it.
  • Let me ask my wife first.

Admitting that the sales record on Alberta ( and the people involved ) is well below par is simply the first step. Feeling your work is worth something is another step. Sticking with it even though you may have to cut down to three beers a night and one pack of Ramen noodles for dinner. Sacrifice for your art, if it is that important. I wish you all luck, and as I pass through this dimension onto another I look forward to astral-projecting (whoops, I mean doing that blue ghost type thing that Yoda did in Star Wars ) to the scene in hopes for some kind of a surprise from some great artist that just says no. That no might turn into another and then another…..Or I guess maybe I’ll happen across first Thursday somewhere else on my way back through town, with all the fire throwers, corner bands, hippies with bad home made necklaces standing alongside 82nd street. That would be nice! Plenty of good Chinese food around that way.

Sincerely,

Your hostess with the mostest,
intergalactic hero of many talents,
and guru of all that is known and known to be,
including the pleasure centers for all carbon based life-forms…

Art Jeanyus

2 thoughts on “First Thursday is Fuckin’ RAD

  1. I understand Ben Pink is having the 5th annual LOVE show soon & Portland is very excited. It is going to be a huge event with 350 artists where tens of thousands of art gets sold & everyone thinks Ben Pink has done it again. I only make mention of this because I know you [too explicit for the website] are furiously jealous of Ben Pinkā€¦ and he is once again going to be heralded as a PDX art hero while you remain a bitter unknown loser who’s only accomplishment is sniping at artists who actually do things.

    By the way, [too explicit for the website], your art is about the worst I have EVER seen. Ham fisted pet portraits? The horror! Stealing PortlandCityArt.com from [too explicit for the website] is the only thing you’ll ever do that brings you close to being [too explicit for the website] in Portland.

    And that “[too explicit for the website]” is a caricature of the [too explicit for the website] loser, and an object lesson in what kind of [too explicit for the website] to avoid.

    Now get back to work on [too explicit for the website]‘s knob. And this time, show him your [too explicit for the website] face once he fills your mouth with cum. You know he lives for that. It just isn’t a worthwhile BJ if you swallow right away.

  2. I understand Ben Pink is having the, blah blah blah blah blah. Dave Louis, marshmallow penis. Ben Pink, marshmallow pussy. Put them together, and you are two more things away from S’mores

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