found 2 articles by Disgruntled Toilet...
Stop Crapping on Me: Toilet Violations
The people, and entities which compromise PCA, the supposed non-profit linked to numerous sex scandals and video-tape-hijacking, have been drizzling hot steamy shit down my porcelain mouth for long enough. I’m not willing to sit through even one more second of the barrel-waisted tyrants of Portland City Art squatting down over me popping shit flavored candy corn and telling me that it’s better for my teeth that way (cause I... more
tagged with Chrispy Bits, Hairy Knuckle-Fuck, portland city art, Shit flavored Candy Corn metaphors, toilet violations
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Stop Clogging Me, Charlie Alan Kraft
So here I was, minding my own business the other day, when this fat piece of shit Charlie Alan Kraft starts waddling towards me backwards with his pants around his cankles. I fuckin’ started losing it, man, cause see, I live in his apartment, and in the land of Kraft two things are accepted as fact. Chicks are all lesbians, and when Charlie takes a shit it’s like somebody just... more
tagged with cankles, Charlie Alan Kraft, condom filled with shaving cream, corn dogs, diarrhea, digestion, hot dogs, lesbians, Niagra Falls, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Space Invaders, suicide tips
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