Sword in Your Stone (sung to the tune of Nights in White Satin)

Jazz Corner by Glen Toronado (03/03/2010)

i’m gonna put my sword in your stone
and it’s gonna make you moan
all night long
and come morning
your statuesque body is gonna be used to my bone

oh it’s gonna make you feel so goooood
when i stick it in it’s gonna make you feel so gooooood
oh make my body tumble with pleasure girl
that’s so good the way you do that to me
so gooooood
so gooooood
so gooooooooooooood
i’m gonna ride you around the room, girl
and you’re gonna like the way it happens
cause i’m a stallion
but i’m not italian
have a taste of my sausage
that tastes like a losenge
gonna make your throat get sore
but that’s just my hors – deh – vors
because the main thing on my menu tonight, girl
uh!
uh! uh!
i said the main thing on my menu tonight
is your wet sloppin’
toes poppin’
slippery wet napkin dispenser
toaster for one
the jacuzzi of macuzzi
slidin’ it in
slidin’ it in
oh yeah
you know you love it
slidin’ it in
slidin’ it in
feels good
you know you love it
put my sausage non-italian weenie
in your slimy and sloppy slot

i’m gonna put my sword in your stone
i’m gonna put my sword in your stone
and it’s gonna make you moan
cause i put my sword in your stone
all night long
my sword in your stone
and come morning
after my sword’s been in your stone all night
your statuesque body is gonna be used to my bone
that is my sword

and when i say stone
i mean

PU-SSSSSSSSSSSSS-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HEEEEEEEEE-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

P S S Y!
P S S Y!
P S S Y!

STONE!
STONE!

SWORD IN STONE!
SWORD IN STONE!

GONNA PUT MY SWORD!
IN YOUR STONE!

GONNA PUT MY BONE!
IN YOUR P S S Y!

GONNA FUCK IT!
MAKE IT ALL M S S MINE!

Tags: hors - deh - vors, jacuzzi of macuzzi, napkin dispenser as a euphamism for a pussy, Portland City Art (.org), statuesque body, sword in stone, wet sloppin'

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