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Bitter failed artists unite, form one irrelevant web zine! Unfunny imbeciles fingerbanging eachother, terrible!
we are the world…
Mrs. Jones was offended when she read this. She called me, which may I ad I don not approve of. I was sandwiched between two nubian midgets and a mule from a Mexican carnival when I received the call. “Damn.” I said ” I sent you the check.” “No” she replied I am calling about some idiot on Portlandcityart.com who implied that finger banging imbeciles is unfunny. ” I pulled my massive cock from the anus of one of those midgets and jumped in the air fueled by anger. Unfortunately I woke up in the hospital. I guess I was actually underneath that damn mule and it’s throbbing member knocked my ass out. So now that I am back home I want to say don’t ever write that shit again. For two very important reasons. Number one, man, black, white, pink or green ever wants to be interupted during a threeway with some midgets and a mule. Number two, no man ever wants a phone call from his ex wife. Just ask that Tan Peluski guy.
you plus two midgets plus a mule does not equal a threeway.