I’m Still Standing!

Everything is Great by Johnson Von Motley (08/04/2009)

Greetings, one and all.

It’s me, Von Moltey, comang to you liv from my feeeeeeet. You see, my freinds, I can still stand and touc hthat rainbow. As god our shining light of beauty like the sun wuold say, “You can stnd motley, y ou can stannnd n ow go out and br i ngh lovce unttto the llike a butterflluy.” I realllly l ike Bbuttergflies They r colkorful and flluttterf.. Smniles!!!

I’m stlli sstandinn,Yeyah, yayah, yeh. **** yeh.

Sorry floks, it’s kind of hrad to tpye with jsut your teos. I supppose if I had hands, I culd stnad on tehm whlie I type, but unfrotuntealy tohse were romeved in lsat week’s offce rito. rior. rior. rior. ****! RIOT. Hosw Measn and Not Pfetty that Was, Ecveryone Was Angruy and I sawe Verry littyle Lobve in the Aird.. But see, I always look on the brghit side of things. RIOT? Do you konw anynone else that can hop and tpye btter than this godd? Godd cvan…. He is everythingh and eveerywheres he;s beauuitful and Shiney..

There IS no CAPS-LOCK key on tihs typrwitr, if it’s a Z or a ‘?’ you wnat, I can do it with 1 foot. All the lowercase as well. Oh Wekll Lovellyt Flowers are Nicert

True, I only get paid to write 400 words every now and again, but if I was gittng piad huorllly intsaed? Cmoe on, I’d be lvivnng in my own palce. palce. palce. ****! PALACE! ****, Likeds A pretty Happoy Fairey.. Withy Shiney wingsh.

RAys ofg Sunshjinee!!!@@@!!

Jion Miotley…MOt.

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Do tohse cuont as wrods? I’m jsut giong to say tehy do unelss someeonne portsets, of cuurse, in wihich csae I wuold toltay pcik FIVE MORE WORDS! ha!

My sgainutre is cimong up.

Evyertihng is Grat,
Johan Von Metsla

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Goood nghit.

God bay.

Frarwell.

Unitl the nxet tmie.

My firedns.

HPO! HOP! HOP! ha!

****. 230, 231, 232, OK exacctly 231.

Wrod cuont tooool: Word ConuT oool.com/ Cheek taht out. Now ecaxly 243. ****. Well, I may as weell sayy.

Tihs is wirrten in ENLLGishH.

Wahts goood aobut that? Did I mntion taht I cna tpye a ? wthoiuht HOP?

BOING?

2 FEET?

1 sec. sum1 jsut gvae me an ieda.

4 lttr wrds only. save on type.

type more accu rate. sped up work.

paid fast. not paid slow.

$0.40 for 400 wrds? not good. but no arms? good. all they sayn is u wrds r bttr than u time. i writ in 40 min utes. that make pay 1 cent per min ute. 60 cent per hour. not bad. i also dont wash hnad. ever. hate hand. **** u? slow and good.

WORD LIMIT? ha? 344, were gggggggggg get ther real soon.

400. My sgainutre is cimong up in 15 words.

Evyertihng is Grat,
Johan Von Metsla

that make sit 366. +34. =dun. fini. no more. go home. cry. cry. cry. cry. cry good. cry help. then kick ***? cuz i got feet so fast they seem like 4 feet not 2 feet. 394. 5 more.

hot eat u a pop sicl ****?

Tags: butterflies, flowers, God is beautiful, hopping, Johnson Von Motley, shiny things, word count

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