The Peluski Position: Abortion

Seriously now, abortion!, What’s that? I think I’m having one right now! Oh really now, can I choose not to take a dump? No! Really now! Can I? I want to abort my liver! Is that possible? It should be cause I am in no financial position to support it! Oh, seriously Abortion is good, kids are little and can’t wipe their own asses for years, like me now. Really now, they can’t even drink! Who wants a bunch of little people running around waiting for you to wipe their asses and not even sharing your bottle of jack with you. Really now! Go abortion! Seriously..