Ooohhh hewwoh, A Weeeaawy goooood awticle.
My name is a Ohara-Ohara-Ohara spewwed Ohara-Ohara-Ohara pwonounced Ohawa-Ohawa-Ohawa. I am witing a new cowumn fow these guys and it is going to be a weeeaaawy weeeaawy goooooooood. Me going to talk about technowogy. Fun new items that are happening in the wewold. I be taking those items and puwwing them apawt then putting them [...]

Ohara-Ohara-Ohara has been working on things that vibrate, ding and go beep since the wee age of three, and uses his background to catapult Portland artists into a hi-tech future.
Bradley Cunningham: