Heavy Water: a Tragic Tale of Seduction in the Vocal Styling of Patrick Stewart

Body hotter
no need to bother
with Estée Lauder™
heavy water.

Name dropper
serial stalker
phone number swapper
heavy water.

Flower shopper
dinner and movie proper
another glass of wine for the lady?
heavy water.

Hungry like Donner
for your vagina locker
time to Frogger
heavy water.

Bone you harder
than your father
gasm stronger
heavy water.

Lamb to slaughter
womb marauder
in your daughter
heavy water.

Pillow talker
frequent yawner
exit plotter
heavy water.

Nine months yonder
at the doctor
broken water
heavy water.

Shook the toddler
jurisdiction hopper
now a pauper
heavy water.

Cannon fodder
life squandered
no need to go any farther…
heavy water.

 

Sword in Your Stone (sung to the tune of Nights in White Satin)

i’m gonna put my sword in your stone
and it’s gonna make you moan
all night long
and come morning
your statuesque body is gonna be used to my bone

oh it’s gonna make you feel so goooood
when i stick it in it’s gonna make you feel so gooooood
oh make my body tumble with pleasure girl
that’s so good the way you do that to me
so gooooood
so gooooood
so gooooooooooooood
i’m gonna ride you around the room, girl
and you’re gonna like the way it happens
cause i’m a stallion
but i’m not italian
have a taste of my sausage
that tastes like a losenge
gonna make your throat get sore
but that’s just my hors – deh – vors
because the main thing on my menu tonight, girl
uh!
uh! uh!
i said the main thing on my menu tonight
is your wet sloppin’
toes poppin’
slippery wet napkin dispenser
toaster for one
the jacuzzi of macuzzi
slidin’ it in
slidin’ it in
oh yeah
you know you love it
slidin’ it in
slidin’ it in
feels good
you know you love it
put my sausage non-italian weenie
in your slimy and sloppy slot

i’m gonna put my sword in your stone
i’m gonna put my sword in your stone
and it’s gonna make you moan
cause i put my sword in your stone
all night long
my sword in your stone
and come morning
after my sword’s been in your stone all night
your statuesque body is gonna be used to my bone
that is my sword

and when i say stone
i mean

PU-SSSSSSSSSSSSS-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HEEEEEEEEE-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

P S S Y!
P S S Y!
P S S Y!

STONE!
STONE!

SWORD IN STONE!
SWORD IN STONE!

GONNA PUT MY SWORD!
IN YOUR STONE!

GONNA PUT MY BONE!
IN YOUR P S S Y!

GONNA FUCK IT!
MAKE IT ALL M S S MINE!

Hands, Touching Hands, Reaching Out, Touching Balls, Touching Me!!!

Hey there, sexy ladies and lady dudes that are sexy when I am drunk but I never speak with them again and often leave before you wake. Glen here, and I’m ready for PortlandCityArt.com’s first article dedicated to the sexiness and beauty of poetry.

We’re not talking about just any poetry, though, we’re talking poetry that you can sing out. Poetry that needs music, that is music, that can make you and your sexy bitch make music all night long.

So let’s get started. I am pleased to introduce you to the sweet, sensual tunes of my inner thighs. Ones that creep up out of my pants and find their way into my throat, caress my vocal chords and have me whispering your wife into the sack with me using only my long and rhythmic tongue. First I’d like to thank PortlandCityArt.com for moving into the music/open mic scene and for having me be the first to sing here with sweet, sweet words on their website.

Fracklin’ Fosie

Fracklin’ Fosie, get me a  bone…
I’m gonna ride ’til there ain’t no holes to go…
Making me blow…
Blow, don’t you go…
Blowin’ some jizz on a fat man’s BA-BEE!

Bumpin’ and blowing alot…
Ain’t no blow that I can’t blow along yer face…
Maybe any place…
To bone when I want…
Don’t need to say cheese, smile, or please to no blow smell COCK!

Oh, I Bone my Fosie wild…
She bone the way to make me blow so happy…
You and me…
We bone  in style…
Fracklin’ Fosie you’re a bone-blown woman…
You make me blow like a bone that’s  hummin’…
So hang yer mouth on  me, girl…
My bone keeps blowin’ on…

Bone me now,
Bone me now,
Bone me now, my BAY-BEE!

Fracklin’ Fosie, I can blow in yer smile,
It’ll last for an hour, that’s all right…
Gonna blow all night…
To cover yer body white…
I’ll get down, you ream and don’t asks no questions, YEAH!

Oh, I Bone my Fosie wild…
She bone the way to make my bone smile…
You and me, we bone  in style…
Fracklin’ Fosie you’re a bone-blown woman…
You make me blow like a bone that’s  hummin’…
So hang yer mouth on  me, girl…
My bone keeps blowin’ ONNNNNNN!

Bone me now!
Bone me now!
Bone me now, my BAY-BEE!

Fracklin’ Fosie, I can blow in yer smile…
It’ll lasts for an hour, that’s all right…
I’ll blow all night…
To cover yer body white…
I’ll get down, you ream and  don’t asks no questions, YEAH!

Thank you very much.

Use these sweet words to make sweet love to you lady or look alike lady that you never speak to again and won’t tell your friends about but hey at one time he was a lady to you too…
Stay fit, and run like a cheetah.