Stop Crapping on Me: Toilet Violations
The people, and entities which compromise PCA, the supposed non-profit linked to numerous sex scandals and video-tape-hijacking, have been drizzling hot steamy shit down my porcelain mouth for long enough. I’m not willing to sit through even one more second of the barrel-waisted tyrants of Portland City Art squatting down over me popping shit flavored [...]
Stop Clogging Me, Charlie Alan Kraft
So here I was, minding my own business the other day, when this fat piece of shit Charlie Alan Kraft starts waddling towards me backwards with his pants around his cankles. I fuckin’ started losing it, man, cause see, I live in his apartment, and in the land of Kraft two things are accepted as [...]
Toilets are a carefree bunch, most of the time. This one used to belong to Charlie Alan Kraft, and some other really fat guys who are not quite as fat as him. These dudes did some serious crapping on DT, which caused it to develop a very negative attitude towards people crapping on things. 
Cameron Dingo: 
Bradley Cunningham: 
BULLSHIT DETECTOR: 
Cameron Dingo: 
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