About a month ago, we tasked Portland area children with an after school assignment. Write a one page essay addressing a major misconception. Not one of them got the pun (as can be said for most of you as well) but our favorite was written by 9-year old “Kui Fucker”. Way to go, “Kui”, we think you have the makings of a future debate team member in high school. Enjoy that $8 bottle return slip from Fred Meyer’s, and try not to spend it all on toys or candy.
Send your child’s essays to email@example.com for automatic entry into our next contest.
John Cena. Not Gay.
I don’t think John Cena is gay because he does not bear hug his opponents in the ring. He just kicks ass.
Another important reason I don’t think he is gay. I watched a behind the scenes sneak peek when he asked one of the Divas to go on a date with him.
I would also like to put out there that my gaydar does not tell me he is gay.
To me John Cena looks like a Greek God, not a gay monster. I think if he were gay, he would probably have picked a more gentle sport than wrestling.
by “Kui Fucker”