The Gruesome Artwork of Cathie Joy Young!

Man About Town, Tan Peluskie here. Seriously sobriety is hurtign me more and more each day. My liver screams into my gentiles and then I was taken from my paint with a moderate sigh of relief. Not relief from pain though as I  immediately came across some images that not only caused me pain, oh seriously and they were not of my ex wife but one does look like one of them after a night of drinking.

Folks I’m a serious the colors, the shapes, they put me in disaray. I’ve been confused and sickened for days. Where is my copy of Catcher in the Rye I feel the assasination of my liver coming on. These images have burned there uninteresting for and use of creativity into my eye sockets, no the backs of my eye sockets, seriosuly no my liver can see them. I thought at first is this some government conspiracy? Did the government secretly plant a CIA agaent into portland that is sending us messages of rebelious distaste and desire for that which is not good at all….. Oh my god, it’s true! Seriously I am still hurting, Oh my Hemroid just ruptured or was it my spleen, no I cannot sit down my hemroids are fine. Folks what are we to do. In this case much like any case having to do with my ex wives I must intertwine my article with another and end this with yet another Top Ten Things not do in Portland

  1. purchase Cathie Joy Youngs artwork
  2. purchase Cathie Joy Youngs artwork
  3. purchase Cathie Joy Youngs artwork
  4. Ever ever think of purchasing Cathie Joy Youngs artwork
  5. Ever ever think of telling someone else to purchase Cathie Joy youngs artwork
  6. Walk buy or near the Guardino Gallery until February 23rd. Why you ask? Seriously!
  7. Stay away from the Guardino Gallery people Cathie Joy Young has painting there
  8. No don not go to the Guardino Gallery for Cathie’s show even if there is free booze
  9. Drink free booze somewhere far awat from a Cathie Joy Young painting
  10. Speak of Cathie Joy Youngs paintings…

Seriously folks they will burn hole into the deepest caverns of your rectum and make you feel less of a painter after you’ve recovered fro mthe blinding atrocity of their mirad existance……

You welcome for being your savior, sincerely

Man About Town,
Tan Peluski

7 thoughts on “The Gruesome Artwork of Cathie Joy Young!

  1. the real question is what isn’t today? today is not the day that my ex-wife will stop bleeding me dry, or that I will stop pouring whiskey on my frosted flakes

  2. Need we mention that you CHOSE your wife, the state you married in AND your approach to marriage? With full knowledge of the consequences of failure? Not to mention negotiated and signed the divorce papers? Eh, that wine ain’t just old, it’s vinegar. Trust me, you’re not making her look bad…

  3. believe me, Catherine, thankfully someone invented mirrors to do that! Oh, seriously folks! My face cracked every time I looked at her too long!

  4. Yeah, but he doesn’t get it. Same as his father, and his father before him. Why they bother with new tech like flivvers & tellyphoneys when their hearts & minds are still fleeing cave bears, I will never know. If women remained as emotionally dark aged as men, civilization would still consist of baskets and smoked jerky.

  5. TWITTER MONSTER HEAR THINGS ON TWITTER! PEOPLE SAY THINGS ABOUT MAN OF TOWN TWITTER MONSTER DOES NOT LIKE! HE NO SAY BAD LIES ABOUT YOU! HE ONLY SAY TRUTH, IN FACE. YOU HIDE AND SNEAKY GOSSIP ABOUT PLUSKI BUT NOW TWITTER MONSTER MAKE SURE EVERYONE SEE YOU SNEAKY TALKING BEHIND MAN OF TOWNS BACK! YOU BUSTED! BUSTED! TWITTER MONSTER!! GROWL!!

    @cathiejoy says:
    This man is a prat: http://portlandcityart.com/2010/01/29/man-about-town-3/ (What the hell is he talking about?!)

    @natashanewton says:
    Some people shouldn’t even be allowed to write blogs. Especially when they write absolute nonsense about a very talented painter. 8:28 AM Feb 1st from web

    @natashanewton says:
    Blog man: And FFS learn to TYPE, you moron. Oh, and while you’re at it, could you please construct sentences that actually make sense?

    @cathiejoy says:
    For fuck’s sake.

    @RobinBoyden says:
    Do you need a spade for that hole you’re digging or are you ok? ;D

    @davidchill says:
    That’s a heck of a Valentine’s present!

    @cathiejoy says:
    And I’m swearing all over my twitter. 😀 But honestly, what is that old git’s problem?

    @natashanewton says:
    Let’s get this straight: if you’re a miserable old git I will not like you (unless your name is Morrissey).

    @RobinBoyden says:
    Ha ha!

    @cathiejoy says:
    Well, I know where I’d like him to stick his “shtick”.

    @RohiniWahi says:
    I didn’t like to mention it, but….. *whispers* yes. 😉

    MAYBE YOU PAINT BAD AND NOT KNOW, LIKE BAD CONTESTANTS ON AMERICAN IDOL!! EVERYONE TELL YOU THAT YOU GOOD, BUT YOU NOT GOOD!!! BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Wow, thanks for bringing that to my attention. Lesbians often take things the wrong way. Oh! Seriously though, Morrissey? He’s not into people named Natasha, prefers 12 year olds named Juan or Paco. Seriously now, muff divers, follow my lead and do NOT LOOK AT CATHY JOY YOUNG’S ARTWORK IF YOU VALUE YOUR WELL BEING. it just throws you all off balance, like watching a hairball cough out of a cat’s asshole. What do you get when you cross a fat guy and Cathy Joy Young’s artwork? FEECE OF FIT FARTWORK! OH!!!

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